Go to urbandictionary.com, search for the answers to the following questions and post the first definition.

1.) Your name: Keith.

A sweet ass muther trucker lookin for a good time that is not afraid of anything. Origin: 15th century Scotland

[I'll take it]

1a.)Bryan.

A general term, originating in the midwest, for a reformed gangsta who often has relapses to his former being. Despite the fact that he is only truly viewed as a hardcore thug by suburbians and white dudes, he is usually still respected by the niggas and has a reputation for holding his own, getting the job done, and/or having a fat wallet. Bryans are also know for their ability to be able to talk to niggas AND speak 'white'

[Not sure how accurate this is, but cool.]

2.) Your age: 18.

The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be considered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.

[Yeah, screwed up.]

3.) What you should be doing: Emily.

Slang term for a highly attractive and sexually intriguing individual.

[Damn right.]

4.) Favorite color: Orange.

The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis.

[:/]

5.) Birthplace: Laconia.

a small city in central NH. a city in the lakes region. alot of fake people who think they are gangsters and rappers. also, preppies, and the druggies. have many great features. including lake winni, the largest arcade in the country..Funspot, and Weirs Beach, a huge attraction in the summer. Full of tourists.

[Pretty good... now if only this guy could use grammar.]

6.) Month of your birth: November.

The most popular form of rain when getting married to a hot and sexy rockstar.

[Dayum.]

7.) Last person you talked to: Phil.

To constantly fall into a deep sleep while at work, usually accompanied by loud snoring.

[Hmmm...]

8.) One of your nicknames: Kee kee

a sexy beautiful pimp that knows how to treat herself and her man

[Well, shit.]

8a.) Kutter

Kutter isn't defined yet.

[Dammit.]

And now I tag... no one!!